The career path
Sarcastic Work Shirt – “FML Becomes a Career Path” T-Shirt for Office Burnout & Adulting Humor
Congratulations — you officially turned existential dread into a career path. This shirt is for anyone whose work life is a perfect mix of paradoxical achievement and successful discontent. The bold typography and mock statistical chart scream ‘I’m professional… but also done with everything.’
Perfect for:
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Office warriors surviving endless meetings
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Burnt-out professionals questioning life choices
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Coworkers who get your dark humor
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Remote workers who hate mornings
Wear it to Zoom calls, casual Fridays, or as a gift for that friend whose coffee is stronger than their motivation. Dark shirt backgrounds make the bold print pop — just like your attitude at work.
More details
Product Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Print Quality:
- High-definition print with vibrant color detail
- Smooth finish with strong durability
- Designed to hold up wash after wash
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hare Brained Tees
- Email: contact@support.harebrainedtees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The career path Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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