mind your business
Funny Cow Shirt – “Keep Your Bullshit Out My Pasture” Sarcastic Tee
Boundaries. But rural.
This serious cow staring straight at you — hoof against invisible glass — makes one thing clear: not today. Light shirts keep the design crisp and bold.
Perfect for:
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Boundary setters
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Farm humor lovers
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People done with nonsense
Pasture protected. Energy filtered.
More details
Product Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Print Quality:
- High-definition print with vibrant color detail
- Smooth finish with strong durability
- Designed to hold up wash after wash
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hare Brained Tees
- Email: contact@support.harebrainedtees.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
mind your business Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|